Thoughts of a panda..

* Emos claim to be individuals despite dressing similar and listening to the same music!
* "Emo" IS a fucking NOUN!
* "Hardcore is a fucking ADJECTIVE, not a noun!
* The world is dark!

Although it is often mistaken as being short for "emotional," emo was originally the abbreviation for a type of music known as "emotive hardcore." Emo music performances were extremely dramatic, typically including lead singers falling to their knees and screaming or crying. Because traditional hardcore contained a lot less whining and a lot more beating people up, "emo" soon became a taunting nickname used by punks to insult other, more sensitive members of the hardcore scene. The "emotive" part of emotive hardcore is that it attempts to authentically convey raw human emotion.

However, this musical movement died at least 100 years ago and actual emotive hardcore music has since taken a backseat to scenester posturing and no-talent losers in eyeliner. Currently, "emo" is code for "goddamn shitty pop punk music played by and for depressed suburban teens". It's all that Dashboard Confessional, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Staind, and Fall Out Boy your retarded girlfriend listens to. This "music" is noted for its complete lack of musical merit. It is also rumored that "emo" is the only music solely created by fetuses aborted due to advanced retardation. Many emos claim that their music is "deep" and "unique" when it's really just carbon-copied crap mass-produced by MTV in order to sell clothing. Only angsty retards listen to this shit.

It is common knowledge that the emo subculture is only for middle-class white people, who have more problems than everyone else on the earth combined such as being dumped, being rejected, being grounded etc. Basically those guys over in Ethiopia could only dream of the pain and torment that these emofags are going through.

Ah, .. it never fails to deliver.

-Taro