Thoughts of a panda..

UG = DA BEST

lol earlier taro and I were viewing this thread and we were laughing our arses off.. XD
33 pages of jokes that will send you straight to hell for telling ... racial discrimination (FTW), dead baby jokes, religion you name it....

some were:

1)What do you do when your T.V starts floating in the middle of the night?
-say Nig**** drop my TV!

2)What did god say when he made a black man?
'Damn! Burnt another one!

I know... racist D: here's something different... which is Taro's FAVE

There's this dad, sitting with his three kids. One of them says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" The dad says "Well, honey, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we decided to call you Rose." The other said, "Daddy, why am I called Daisy?" And the dad said, "Well, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we decided to call you Daisy." Then the third kid says, "Abthosbsbbsbspt!!!" And the dad says, "Shut up, Fridge."

Ok tama na sa ngayon...
May pasok nanaman bukas... -____- di pa ko nag aayos ng gamit o.o
gah..di pa nasisimulan yung lecheng survey na yan... kasi naman eh di pa binabalik ung survey questions D:

rawr..anyway..tama na MUNA to...mag aayos na ko...

last....

A black man goes to the bus station to catch the bus. A dog comes and sits beside him to take a ****. The bus arrives and the black man goes "How much will it be?" The driver says "$5.50 for you and your child can hop in for free!"

I AM GOING STRRRRAAAIGHT TO HELL.......

-jas D: